beautyyytime:

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beautyyytime:

makeup blog 👑 💄

In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water.

why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop loling

(via retconcorps)

'CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MASSIVE DONG SIR'   'THANK YOU SIR I INHERITED IT FROM MY PARENTS'   'TRULY AMAZING SIR'  
(via theinfinitejests)

sarakobus:

Had this cutie at work tonight. He just learned how to pick up his ears 😍

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled awayalmost

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled away
almost

britrey-spears:

lubricates:

at least 2014 didnt start out with someone sucking on a tampon

Is everyone just going to forget that a guy did the dirty with a hOT POCKET?!?!?! THAT DID NOT GET ENOUGH ATTENTION

tommarvalo:

A word of caution: dementors are vicious creatures. They will not distinguish between the one they hunt and the one who gets in their way. Therefore I must warn each and every one of you to give them no reason to harm you. It’s not in the nature of a dementor to be forgiving.

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